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FOLLOWINGAttempting to ignore the metallic voices of common household objects that still reverberated in my head, I walked around the apartment complex in severe agitation.
Are they actually plotting to kill captain?
Did they dispose of... Pilot?
Who are they?
Why have they taken the forms of mug, straw and ladybug?
Why can I hear them?
Has the fabric of my reality completely unraveled itself?
Have I gone mad?
Surely, there is a sensible explanation for all of this.
I bet Captain recorded these voices with Pilot just to mess with my head using an audio-player and hid it in the floorboards.
Indeed! That must be it! How gullible of me...
Pfff... talking mugs!
I bet I'm going to find out a new entry in the calendar that marks today as "Household object uprising, from which only Snippy's left boot can save the day".
Captain and Engie's footsteps led out of the building, so I followed them, hoping to find explanation, clarification, anything really
Joke Journal 2011Joke Journal 2010 - http://osy057.deviantart.com/journal/34225711/
December Update
Helmet strapped on. Crayons sharpened.
It's going to be a great day.
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Boy: You are the funniest, sweetest, most beautiful girl I have ever known.
Girl: You just wanna do me.
Boy: Wow... and smart too.
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Friend: "Don't you hate it when you realize Valentine's day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet?"
Me: "...All I have is my collection of mannequins."
Friend: o_o
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It's a good idea to take 2 shirts when you go golfing...
in case you get a hole in one.
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*On Facebook*
Popular person's status: I just ate lunch. It was good.
(185 people likes this, 72 comments)
My status: Today is my birthday!!!
(Mom likes this, 0 comments)
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While washing hands, sleeves start falling down.
"No no no no no NO..!"
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Food hits the floor.
Little germs: GET IT!!!
King germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!
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Friend: What movie are you watching?
Me: Snakes on a plane.
Friend: What's it
=============> CALENDAR 2012!!!Hello, people!
I submitted new photocalendar for 2012 - it features 12 high quality photos of animals :aww:
I hope you will enjoy it :D
You can download the calendar for free (I just hope somebody will like to donate few USD to my woxys@seznam.cz paypal account, so I can visit more ZOOs), or you can buy official dA version :aww:
I just ask: please, fav the calendar, so I can spread it :aww:
If you inform your friends or watchers, it would be helpful too! :aww:

Here you can see, WHICH photos are included in the calendar - they are, of course, WITHOUT that watermark!
How did you get so good at photography?How did you get so good at photography?
Over the past three years of my devious existence, I’ve gotten asked this question quite a few times. So, I’m finally going to take the time to answer this question properly.
The best way you can learn to take good photos is by practice!
I can’t stress this enough.
A good photographer has a good eye, and by a ‘good eye’, I mean he has the ability to:
Look at something and realize how much photographing potential it has.
For example, a pencil on the floor probably wouldn’t make a good photograph, but a path in an autumn forest would.Looking at whatever he’s photographing and knowing how to shoot it (the angle, the composition, ect.)And being able to use his post-processing materials correctly to make the photo look its best.
Considering that, I believe the best way to learn how to take good photos is by practicing and developing your eye through trial and error.
For me, photography is made
Glee Advent CalendarThat's what I'm doing right now - an online Glee Advent Calendar.
There will be 24 little doors to open, with fanarts and drabbles inside. :)
It will be mostly Klaine, but you'll also find Brittana, Finchel, Sebastian, Quinn, Sam and all the others. :D (No Mr. Schue so far though. I hope you don't mind.) And there will be a little lottery with the possibility to win a Klaine post card set. :)
The website will be amerrygleechristmas dot tumblr dot com http://amerrygleechristmas.tumblr.com, but the site won't open before December 1st.
It's not completely finished yet, but some friends are helping me.
I hope you'll like it! :D
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ALL MY FUCKING FEELSWATCH THIS OMGFKJHGSDFJKHGSAZKDJBVK JHA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2kXhs_AJP4&feature=player_embedded
RAKU-CHANN SUGOI DESUUUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Classes and Age RequirementsThis is a rough draft of the classes I came up with. People can use this list to get a head start on creating their characters or seeing where their already existing characters fall in these categories. Please read The Introduction and The PGNC Timeline  if you haven't already.
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---Wars---
Regional War I: (2932-2955; 13 years)  
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Class: RWI Veteran
Minimum Age Requirement: 18-39
When did it take place: 67-80 years ago
Minimum Age of Veterans alive today: 85-98 (Elderly)
Regional War II: (2979-2984; 5 years)
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Class: RWII Veteran
Minimum Age Requirement: 16-39
When did it take place: 28-33 years ago
Minimum Age of Veterans alive today: 44-49 (Middle-Aged)
Notes: During RWII, the age to join the military was lowered to 16 due to the demand for more soldiers. The voting age
March: Red Cross Month + Two Shinies Giveaway
March is Red Cross Month in the States, it seems. I feel the need to spread the awareness about this issue to younger audience.
The International Red Cross and Red Crescent Movement is a worldwide movement that focuses on protecting human life & health. Tireless volunteers across the world provide care and relief to people suffering from disasters and wars, and support them as they rebuild their homes.

The Red Cross is not run by government, so it relies on donations from ordinary people like us to save others' lives. Each time we donate money, blood, or our time by volunteering, we support another person to continue their life.

On a smaller scale, the simple kindness we do in daily life might have a big impact to other people. Everyone is fighting a battle that we can't see in their own lives. By reaching out to them and giv
Come visit me in Animal Crossing Wild World!Hello, hello!
I got AC:WW only about a few months ago! I stopped playing for a bit but now I've started again and I forgot how fun it was~ it would be even more fun if there were other peeps :>
That's where you come in! I know Wild World is an older DS game, but if you still play it and you'd like to visit my town (or visa versa!)  I'd be really excited~
Please tell me your friend code, and I'll register you in my roster ASAP!
Here's my friend code:
0433-2536-8950
My town's name is Shoshire, and my character's name is my name: Alexa!
Again, I'd be super duper happy to make some friends! :heart:
What not to put in your comic.Part of the problem in adapting Guardians is that the premise was written when I was a kid.  Being a kid, I naturally included things like "power stones" and the like.  My story is so entwined with these elements that when it came to making it into an actual story that doesn't make ears bleed, I couldn't write them out.
So, I'm writing a list of things I wish I hadn't put into my story (because they're exceedingly difficult to pull off in a non-cliche way).  I'm also going to include a few things that actually aren't in my story, but that some people have mistakenly believed I've included.  
I'm doing this so maybe you guys don't make the same mistakes as I did.
1. Power stones.   You know, some glowy, magical object that gives everyone "magical abilities".  It's so cheesy.  So overdone.  Don't do it!  I've made this number one, because, in my mind, it is the #1 offender.  Ou
Nuzlocke trade event!:pokeball: official Nuzlocke forums :pokeball: Nuzlocke Challenge chat :pokeball:
#CantCatchClan - #ChachiNuzlockeFans - #DPCA - #LiteratureNuzlockes - #Pkmfans - #PokemonComics - #Pokemon-JLI
:bulletred: :bulletwhite: :bulletblack: Hi everyone! :bulletblack: :bulletwhite: :bulletred:
Get excited – it’s our first major interactive event!  Everyone likes making new friends, reading new Nuzlockes, and getting gifts, so we’re going to have a Nuzlocke trade!
:bulletred: If you’re interested in participating, send a note to the group inbox with the subject line “trade sign-up”.  Sign-ups will close on the evening of Thursday, March 29th.
:bulletwhite: You’ll get a note back that Friday or Saturday saying who your trade partner is.  Go read their Nuzlocke!
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MIND=BLOWNhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21bFpgEfDFM
The world.Let us enjoy all the beautiful things that have happened to us and enjoy the pretty animals/plants/drawings and kind people we know...
And then face our deaths with a smile on our faces.
Because every memory we have gained is important.
Because when you truly connect with a person and understand what makes them happy, that is happiness.
Family/friends/lovers, this can happen with all of these.
If only everyone across this planet could learn a little about eachother, see through their eyes, lose their personal greed and corruption, then.... then there would be no wars...
But do not grieve... because, we have so much to be thankful for...
So thank you everyone, thank you for the smiles you have brought me... and the pictures and stories I enjoy reading.
Thank you.
It may be grey and miserable and wet today in December but... if I just stare and think about the way things are sometimes... even this weather becomes beautiful...
Ps... I'm not high...
I am just musing.
[FAKEMON] Sugi Style and the Death of Originality(Originally posted in my journal)
Being a fakemon creator or a fakemon fan, you're probably in a number of fakemon groups. Maybe you've entered a few fakemon contests or helped in a few dA based fangames or roleplays that feature fakemon.
Being in these sort of communities, you've probably seen a lot of different styles and media of art - digital, traditional, pixel, realistic, simplistic, surreal... but you've probably also noticed that one style seems to dominate all the contests, projects, and popularity charts.
For the uninitiated, that style is called Sugimori, and it's the "official" style used by Pokemon's own lead artist, Ken Sugimori. In the recent years of the Pokemon fandom, copying Sugimori's style has become increasingly popular. Sugimori style is simple, clean, and looks nice as well as official.
So what's the issue?
Sugistyle (as I'll call it from here on out) has become so popular that good artists using other styles to make their Fakemon in are overlooked or pus
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:iconfancystupidfoxplz: Happy New Year! Wish you all much happiness, adventure and knowledge in 2012! :dance:


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~JadoaEsraOhn Jan 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Ho-ly- cow- okay, maybe Typography IS art, and I just didn't know it. or maybe it isn't. Or maybe I'm not. *poof*
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Mood: Love *Wereboard Jan 5, 2012
The Ashby Bay Area Rapid Transit station in Berkeley,California has been experimenting with signage,and I kind of like the Frutiger font they use. (photos in my gallery's Places folder.

I'm not exactly a fontoholic,but just the right choice can make all the difference.

Anyhow thanks for the links,I'll give them a look-see.
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~Kittygirl1235 Dec 30, 2011
I actually just finished taking a college class for this :)
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Mood: Wow! ~Kittygirl1235 Dec 30, 2011
Wow these are amazing. I Love Typography!
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~logomaster13 Dec 27, 2011
typography is just awesome! ^^
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~krulik-art Dec 25, 2011
Typography was one of my favorites classes at the university;)
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~kyannakitty Dec 17, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for posting this :) i might practice somthing like this more often because i realized on previous attempts that it is way harder for me than i had anticipated! it's very hard to make it look nice and be readable(?) and it's somthing i'd like to improve on before i apply for an internship at Hallmark
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*SilentReaper Dec 21, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:0 You can intern at Hallmark? That sounds so awesome :XD:!
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~kyannakitty Dec 21, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
i live just one city from one of hallmarks main buildings ^^ so i'm hoping to get in with an internship, no garantees though ^^; but i hear it's one of the best places to work and animators like to look at hallmark artists :) -so i hear
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~Shralana Dec 17, 2011
I just read that ''I'm Comic Sans, Asshole'' thing, that was hilarious
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