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no seriously how.

I don't know if I uploaded this before but if I did I'm sorry, I just found it in my files recently

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:iconchicosredhead:
chicosredhead Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2017
Lol, me.
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:iconnimbleflourish:
NimbleFlourish Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2016
Not all skirts are like that though, I like soft floaty skirts, they're good for everything except rock climbing and not getting attacked by flora.
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:iconsweets8:
sweets8 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2016
YOU DON'T lol
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:iconautumnpeace100:
Autumnpeace100 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Right?! I still have this problem in dresses. Especially how to get out of a car. O_O;
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:iconwhat-the-gaff:
What-the-Gaff Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
With your butt. 
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:iconschneeflocke96:
Schneeflocke96 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2016
You just sit and watch that you keep your legs either closed or crossed. Not sitting like a man, or when you do the skirt has to be long enough.
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:iconmullmeister:
Mullmeister Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
CAREFULLY
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:iconsamanbrosefineizzle:
SamanBrosefineIzzle Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2016
Is emily a character from a show/movie/book/game?
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:iconoky-verlo:
Oky-Verlo Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2016
Emily is SilentReaper; it's actually the artist.
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:iconalphawolfette:
AlphaWolfette Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
lol thats why i try never to wear any sort of skirt.
EVER.
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:iconshiny--shadow:
Shiny--Shadow Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
same!!
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:iconpartyanimal02:
partyanimal02 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016
Not even a long skirt :-(
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:iconalphawolfette:
AlphaWolfette Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
nope.No skirts or dresses
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:iconpartyanimal02:
partyanimal02 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2016
Ok...but let me say one last thing, tights! That way its comfortable and nobody can see your knickers, that's all!
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:iconalphawolfette:
AlphaWolfette Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
yea,but i dont like skirts
at all
or dresses.
I dont really care if it has tights or not
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:iconreggieyaco:
ReggieYaco Featured By Owner Jun 24, 2016
hahahaha you are so funny.
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:iconmaxerikson:
MaxErikson Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2016
Wear a longer skirt.
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:iconaikonekootaku:
AikoNekoOtaku Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL Skirts are bull. That's why  I just wear shorts or pants. At least I can sit with my legs open like how I feel comfortable sitting in.
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:iconpartyanimal02:
partyanimal02 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016
Long skirts are fine to wear, it just the short skirts that are bull
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:iconaikonekootaku:
AikoNekoOtaku Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh true. Long skirts so it's like ye. Cover stuff.

c:
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:iconashen-phoenix:
Ashen-Phoenix Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Simple answer? You don't. Congrats.
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:iconyukovalis:
YukoValis Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2016
you find a chair,  sit down, and spread your legs just enough. *smiles innocently*
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:iconbluedice69net:
blueDice69net Featured By Owner May 6, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You ask yourself how you should sit?

1. Look where is a chair.
2. Go to chair.
3. Stoop your bottom over the seat.
4. Touch with your bottom the seat.
5. Keep your feet close.

finish!
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:iconbluedice69net:
blueDice69net Featured By Owner May 8, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
SilentReaper why you don't give a feedback to my comment?
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:iconqueenofhell0666:
QueenofHell0666 Featured By Owner May 3, 2016
You cover your butt with your hand. 
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:iconflamewolfthewhite:
FlamewolfTheWhite Featured By Owner May 2, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is why I don't find skirts comfortable XD
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:iconpartyanimal02:
partyanimal02 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2016
Girls are 10 times sexyer in skirts...just wear a long one!
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:icondeviant-tohru:
Deviant-Tohru Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2016
So true... *constantly flounders/fusses, even with dresses*

This made me smile/chuckle, thank you-- I needed that ^^
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:iconclockworkcatastroph3:
ClockworkCatastroph3 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Why I prefer pants
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:iconmana-hime:
Mana-hime Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2016
you stand until hell freezes!!!!

jk, cross your legs
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:iconvictoria-walker925:
Victoria-Walker925 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2016  Student Writer
lol same
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:iconkatskan4:
KatSkan4 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016
And that's the reason why I don't wear short skirts.  XD
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:iconlizzyluna:
Lizzyluna Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2016  Hobbyist
Every-glorious-time.
Odd thing is, the shortest skirt I own was bought by my parents.
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:iconozziekitty:
Ozziekitty Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Student Digital Artist
xD YESH IKR  
But I love her face in the second slide... it seems like she's committed murder or something..... xD But I get that xD HOW DO I FREAKING SIT IN THIS THING xDDD Same with jeans and I. "THIS IS STUPID I'M JUST GONNA GO PUT SOME SWEATPANTS ON" XD
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:icondiana-huang:
Diana-Huang Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2016  Professional General Artist
I know right? :XD:
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flutter-butter55678 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
my life story
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:iconthelion-press:
TheLion-Press Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2016
heh heh heh... Yeah.
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:iconlycramosa:
Lycramosa Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
That's why I avoid skirts and dresses unless they're long enough to not have to worry about that lol
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:iconspudartists:
SpudArtists Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2016  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
dont
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:iconfrancescarotg:
FrancescaROTG Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2016
LOL
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:iconxashigraveyard:
XashiGraveyard Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You sit with your knees together feet crossed at the ankles, immediately smooth out your skirt and tuck the edges under you legs. Not the most comfortable way to sit but this way nothing shows. Also if you have jacket try placing it over the back of the chair ( if it is see through back) for added discretion. Or place said coat over your lap and tuck in the edges. if any one asks your legs are cold. hope this helps!! :)
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Silver-Solace Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Girls sit and dross their legs but I don't see how they do that. You have to open your legs to cross them. So there's like a split second where the undies show o_o; On TV they shoot at a certain angle so it doesn't show but I've tried on a short skirt and it's impossible.
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:icontaschasan:
Taschasan Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
You create a vortex that bends time and space itself in order to sit. LOL XD
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:iconmdu-ntr:
mdu-ntr Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2016
First years in a uni lecture. Have you ever wondered why the lecturer stands down the bottom of the theatre and looks up at the students?
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:iconsynesthesiasymphony:
SynesthesiaSymphony Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2016
We all wonder, Emily. We all wonder.

-SynSym
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:icondtjb:
DTJB Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Very carefully.
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xxRisunaxx Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
when it comes to tight skirts like that there's no way to sit w/out showing your panties - I've seen so many girls back in school wear jean skirts & i couldn't help but wonder if any of them knew that - I always wore cute flowing skirts~
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:iconloverofmythology:
loverofmythology Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
fucking for real tho! i wore one that was longer than that and when i sat down i was just like MY THIGHS

HOW DO PEOPLE DO ANYTHING IN THOSE THINGS?!
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Direction-Tru3N0rth Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Always leggings/layers with short skirts. It saves a lot of trouble with sitting/climbing up stairs.
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:icontymki:
tymki Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2016
Yeah that's me too. Have to wear leggings underneath or I just don't know what to do. =P
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